AISubs v3.7
Dogan dogan!
(laughs)
Dogan dogan!
Hello, I'm Mushi Mirai.
You're wearing weird clothes.
So, this time...
(laughs)
We're going to dirty our clothes!
(applause)
I think it's fashionable to be careful not to dirty our clothes,
but on the contrary,
we're not careful about dirtying our clothes.
Look at my clothes!
It's ugly, but it's clean.
Do you think so?
Do you think I'm kidding you?
(laughs)
In the past, I used to wear dirty clothes and go out.
Now, I'm wearing clean clothes like this.
If you're an adult, you should wear clean clothes!
Why don't you check your clothes in the closet for now?
(laughs)
Buy only good clothes!
What is this?
I don't care.
I'll tear it off now!
(laughs)
I'll tear it off!
This time, we'll split into two teams.
One of you will wear white clothes,
and we'll help you dirty your clothes.
However, it's easier if you do it by hand,
so we won't use our hands.
If you want to go somewhere by yourself,
or if you don't know anything about it,
you can only say, "Excuse me, please dirty it for me."
The person who decides that and
has no choice but to dirty it
will have that clothes.
The team that wins will give it to the other team
and pair up with each other.
I want to get dirty!
Do you want to get dirty?
No, I'm fine.
(laughs)
I don't want to get dirty.
Do you want to get dirty?
I don't want to get dirty, either.
(laughs)
Let's change into white clothes.
One, two...
We've changed into white clothes!
It's white!
It's dirty.
The time limit is 40 minutes including travel.
We'll do our best not to get our clothes dirty.
Let's get dirty!
- Welcome back! - Good morning!
- Let's open it up! - Okay!
Ready, set...
Ta-dah!
Whaaaaaat?!
- Why?! - Why?!
What's going on?!
Shut up!
You're annoying!
- What's going on?! - I'm nervous!
Should we start with this one?
- The one that overwhelmed you? - This is...
What should we do first?
- A tobacco stick... - What?!
- Tobacco... - Tobacco?!
I see!
Ah!
It's not dirty at all!
- Hey, what should we do? - Let's go!
We're at the park now.
- We're at the park. - What should we do?
It looks like there's a battle going on.
- Since there are a lot of kids... - Yes.
- The kids are strong. - Yes.
- Sumo! - Sumo!
Let's play with the kids who can do sumo.
Let's do sumo!
Okay!
I survived!
Ah!
It's hot!
It's pretty strong!
I did it!
This is dirty!
I just touched it!
By the way, do you have anything dirty you can use?
- A matchstick! - You're wearing the worst color!
- Well, then... - You accidentally...
You accidentally...
- You accidentally... - It's hot!
- Ah!
You're about to sneeze.
- No, no, no. - I think I sneezed.
You have a cold and hay fever.
There's hay flying everywhere.
Ah!
Your face!
Your face doesn't get dirty and it's nice!
It's not as dirty as we thought it would be.
Junikuro-san is making nice clothes.
Yes, yes, yes.
First of all, here.
- What is it? - You're overdoing it.
- What is it? - What is it?
What's wrong?
- But... - How did you do it?
It's a simple story.
We hurriedly went shopping.
Is this too stylish?
It's too stylish.
- You look really stylish. - It's too stylish.
I'm sure there are a lot of viewers here.
So, please give me all you've got.
- Yes. - Please walk around with this.
- Wow. - A lot of people came to see me off.
- It's not safe here, so let's go this way. - Yes.
I've rented a parking lot for Santa Claus right next door.
Thank you!
Okay, one at a time, please!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Thank you! - Ah!
- Thank you! - Give me a kiss!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's cold! It's cold! - Thank you!
- The amount is weird! - The paint is nice!
- What did you think of today? - Ah! Paint! Wow! Wow!
- Thank you! - Wow!
- Mom, please show me your face! - Is it cold?
- Your face is so weird! It's like a regular underwear! - Ah!
- Ah!
- It's dirty! - Wow!
- I'm dirty! - You're really dirty!
- You should run home, really! - Ah! The car!
- Thank you so much! - Thank you!
- You saved me!
- It's kind of... - It's amazing, but it's a little unfair.
- It's unfair to do the same thing! - It's like...
- If you wash it properly, wouldn't it be cool? - It's pretty dirty up there!
- I thought you two would come back dirty, but it was completely different!
- It wasn't dirty! - It wasn't dirty!
- On the contrary, I make my children do it, and my children do it. - Ah! That's right!
- You're a grown-up, Tetsuya! - I make them do it!
- You're the one who makes them play! - I'm a YouTuber!
- Hey! - I was most shocked when you said you'd lose to an old man!
- And with this body type! - That's right!
- Well, let's end it here for now. - Yes!
- Thank you for playing with us! - Thank you!
- I thought I was going to die. - Well, you did your best.
- Well, Toshimitsu, please change your clothes. - Change my clothes? I didn't ask you that, so I'll change my clothes.
- Well, if you wash it clean and go as far as it doesn't show any color, it might be a little artistic. - Why?
- It smells, doesn't it? - It smells, doesn't it? - It smells a lot, doesn't it?
- Well, here you go, Toshimitsu. - Yes, thank you. - Here you go. - Yes.
- Well, Toshimitsu will appear in this video when we clean it up and go as far as it doesn't show any color. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Please look forward to when Toshimitsu will wear it. - Yes!
- Well, April 4th. - There was something about April 4th. - There was something about April 4th.
- But it was garbage day the day after tomorrow, so... - Hey! - You did your best! - Just in time.
- Huh? Aren't you going to wash it? - Yeah, I'll throw it away. - Huh? - No, you can't wash it. - Huh? Then I'll take it. - No, you can't. - Can I? - Yeah.
- Huh? Isn't it cool? - Yay! - It's not like I hate it either. - Yeah, it's a little like a girl song. - It's too loud, isn't it?
- I forgot to say it, but I did it. - Huh? What's the punishment game?